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1. 

   CURB

   281 Points

   11/22/07

   

   
   

2. 

   CURB

   281 Points

   11/15/07

   You've been hit by the ;
   
   |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| ||
   |...VODKA TRUCK..........| ||'|";, ___.
   |_..._..._______===|=||_|__! |..., ] -
   "(@)'(@)"" "''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@)
   
   ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 5 WOMEN WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN; INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO U . IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM !
   
   WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
   
   1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
   
   2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
   
   3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
   
   4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK
   MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
   
   5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
   
   6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
   
   7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
   
   8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
   
   9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE VODKA.
   
   10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
   
   11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
   
   12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR
   FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
   
   SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN. MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID....SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE!
   
   

3. 

   CURB

   281 Points

   11/01/07

   

   
   

4. 

   CURB

   281 Points

   09/01/07

   hi melanie
   
   im am glad you had such a great time whilemeeting the band
   i would so love to see them in concert
   
   i hope for the next album in 2008 and then i know we here in europe will get a chance to see them also
   
   

   
   

   love lara

5. 

   Nickelback Freak

   387 Points

   08/09/07

   Hi, I'm Nickelback Freak. I like making new friends and talking to the people here, they are all nice. I hope you are liking it here. Take care, talk to you later.

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